High Demand Industries · Est. 1998 · Still Standing
no take-backs · no refunds · magma not included
Why go to work when work can DESTROY your backyard? Taking industrial-grade manufacturing into the suburban garage — where it belongs.
⚠ HOT SURPOCES$8,839,812,938.00
The first available foundry kit for the consumer, our Home Foundry Kit™ changed the way people threw steel forever. Pairs beautifully with breakfast cereal.
SKU: 92839829138982398912-1298939128
⚠ HOA BANNED
HOT$7,291,983,891.00
Strip Mine yourself RICH! Ever need that precious ore for your home project? Well, now you can mine it yourself for the cost of a mine and our finest water-based equipment. Local taxes may apply. Migrant workers not included.
SKU: 129387287387187239-1280938091
⚠ EPA IS CRYING$6,236,423,764.10
Sick of wasting dollars on "prepared" fossil fuels? Tired of padding the wallets of the industry executives at companies like Mobil, Exxon, and Texaco? Be the first on your block to have your very own refinery! That's right, refine crude oil yourself and save big $$$!
SKU: 1287389719287378921798273-34875756
⚠ RECIPE BOOK INCLUDED$1,830,189,239.99
We here at Hi-D became upset with the high prices often associated with plant and animal rendering which gets passed on to you at the consumer level, so we invented the Home Rendering Kit™. No longer will you have to pay the middle man for pork rinds or potato chips, as these and many other products can be yours for the price of a rendering plant! Recipe book included.
SKU: 7328234729012020
⚠ MAY CAUSE TIDAL WAVEHOT$10.49
Our Oil Rig Stereo™ is the original! Why has it been around so long? Because unlike the competitions' units, we use only current-spec electrical transformers arcing electricity into the earth's crust through the drilling mechanism, not outdated or previous model year equipment. Sure, this unit may cause a tidal wave disaster, but we think you'll agree that this is a small price to pay for truly earth-rattling bass! Current prices reflect oil industry performance.
SKU: 9999999999999999999
Home Submarine Kit
All the material needed to build your own nuclear submarine!
under development
Home Space Shuttle Kit
Space travel is no longer limited to money laundering government industry...
under development
Home Aircraft Carrier Kit
Haven't you always wanted to have your own aircraft carrier? Well so have we...
under development
| Description | SKU # | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Home Foundry Kit™ | 92839829138982398912-1298939128 | $8,839,812,938.00 |
| Home Strip Mining Kit™HOT | 129387287387187239-1280938091 | SALE! $7,291,983,891.00 |
| Home Refinery Kit™ | 1287389719287378921798273-34875756 | $6,236,423,764.10 |
| Home Rendering Kit™ | 7328234729012020 | $1,830,189,239.99 |
| Oil Rig Stereo™HOT | 9999999999999999999 | SALE! $10.49 |