🚗 Automotive Products

Cars so digital even the wreck is boolean. Here's what's currently road-illegal:

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⚠ 98.3% DANGEROUS

$75,020.00

Digital Car™

Often imitated, but never emulated, it's the classic Digital Car™! A timeless classic, our Digital Car™ replaces all analog devices such as brakes, accelerator and steering with digital on/off switches. An incredible list of features and options makes our digital vehicle the best on the road today! Current estimates show this vehicle to be dangerous to yourself and others only about 98.3% of the time.

SKU: 81237819937-92103910-2993

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⚠ MAILBOXES HATE HIM

$418,899.99

Trackball Car™

Our latest automotive offering, the Trackball Car™ revolutionizes the specialty car industry by taking various control elements from the 80's arcade classic Missile Command™ (name used without permission) and puts them on the dashboard. That's right, now you can steer, accelerate, and brake your vehicle just by rotating a whole globe on the dash! We've also thrown some buttons on the dashboard to control the lights and temperature controls.

SKU: 91228319823982-128939128

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